jueves, 23 de septiembre de 2010

Weird Fetishes

Do you have friends that have pretty weird fetishes? Well I do, Tiffany and Natalia. Since the beginning of the year they have been asking boys (started with Pablo but now it’s all boys in school) to lend them there watches, I don’t know if a boy lending a watch to girl is some kind of learn to dance metaphor, so here is how it went today. During history class Tiff and Natalia has entreated me to lend them my watch, but I rebuffed their request because I had made an agreement with Pablo that we would not lend our watches to them. Then I proceeded to taunt them taking off my watch and holding it in front of their faces, but I was quickly surprised, before I could move my hand away they both got a hold of it, and basically tackled me. It was a pretty long struggle, and my hand started aching because my watch is not exactly made out of rubber, but after a while I triumphed over them and got my watch back. This was again followed by more begging to give me the watch and offers of hugs. After hugs and tackles I decided it was best to succumb to their fetishes, but who would I give it to? Their eyes where shining begging me to give it to them and then Tiffany asked me something very meaningful “What have I ever done to you?” I thought about it and she had done nothing to me while Natalia on the other hand… let’s just not talk about that. So I gave my watch to Tiffany she had the biggest smile I had ever seen. I did it to annoy Natalia also. Anyhow from this I have learned that having a cool watch is not always the best thing. I wonder who am I going to give my watch to tomorrow?

2 comentarios:

  1. I don't think so Natalia I promised to give my watch to Tiff tommorow :P and you havent done anything to me... what about when you hurt my feelings on skype :(

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  2. DIEGOO!!!! you gave it to her -.- not cool, man... not cool, ima give it to natalia tomorrow, or alinka.... but seriously, not cool. We had a deal

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