Confession Tuesday

Thursday everybody was partying like a rock star because a substitute came. I remember someone grabbing the pointer with the purple hand and tucking their and hand in their shirt and using the pointer as a prosthetic arm. When the sub came by and asked for the pointer he said “Hey it’s my prosthetic arm, you want to take my arm away?” There were several cases like that, but of course I was a good boy and did all my work (did you ever doubt it). So on Monday while she was having a tirade addressing the whole class I wondered why I was being accused for, until she started handing out lollipops to the good people and then what went through my mind was: God let her give me a lollipop. She went by every table grimaces pervading among the people who didn’t receive lollipops. She finally arrived at our table and held out a lollipop HELL YEAHH! I thought, but my dreams where crushed when Tiffany took a hold of it. Then she held out another lollipop this time for me and I felt a surge of happiness run through me.

It was a Saturday morning and it was sunny outside, but my eyes where fixed on the screen. My mom and brother where there, but tossed into oblivion because of the apparatus. The computer possesed infinite knowledge but I wasn’t using any of it. I just used it for entertainment. Chatting with friends for hours talking nonsense about recurring themes, Nicholas going on an interminable tirade about how despondent he felt when Ally left. But all the feedback he received was “cool story bro” (I wont mention more people because then everybody will get all mad, but of course I bother Nicholas because its fun). It seems like most people are like that and technology is taking over sports. From this I realized I should go out and play more.

Armando Campos

An organized person
Who does everything
In time…or so it seems.
He is actually a really
Busy man who procrastinates
Everything. But he is very smart.


For anyone saying
I’m not like him,
You are wrong.
I was chosen to carry
His name for a reason
Diego ARMANDO CAMPOS.



Because I am a smart,
Busy person who leaves
Everything for last minute,
But its because I have the
Ability to do so.

Weird Fetishes

Do you have friends that have pretty weird fetishes? Well I do, Tiffany and Natalia. Since the beginning of the year they have been asking boys (started with Pablo but now it’s all boys in school) to lend them there watches, I don’t know if a boy lending a watch to girl is some kind of learn to dance metaphor, so here is how it went today. During history class Tiff and Natalia has entreated me to lend them my watch, but I rebuffed their request because I had made an agreement with Pablo that we would not lend our watches to them. Then I proceeded to taunt them taking off my watch and holding it in front of their faces, but I was quickly surprised, before I could move my hand away they both got a hold of it, and basically tackled me. It was a pretty long struggle, and my hand started aching because my watch is not exactly made out of rubber, but after a while I triumphed over them and got my watch back. This was again followed by more begging to give me the watch and offers of hugs. After hugs and tackles I decided it was best to succumb to their fetishes, but who would I give it to? Their eyes where shining begging me to give it to them and then Tiffany asked me something very meaningful “What have I ever done to you?” I thought about it and she had done nothing to me while Natalia on the other hand… let’s just not talk about that. So I gave my watch to Tiffany she had the biggest smile I had ever seen. I did it to annoy Natalia also. Anyhow from this I have learned that having a cool watch is not always the best thing. I wonder who am I going to give my watch to tomorrow?

Don’t you just abhor critical people that have to point out every imperfection you make? A perfect example for that would be a classmate called Nicholas Bs. Sometimes I wonder why he is so irascible when people say something he doesn’t agree with and goes on a tirade. Are those people like that because someone who evoked profound feelings in them has left and now their sorrow is impelling them to criticize people? Or maybe it is because he feels like a sage when he points out an error. If he continues this way he will most likely become a recluse because people who point out every error are not considered affable. After reading this he will most likely write an interminable argument about why he criticizes people claiming that they make it too easy for him. So I hope after this I have enlightened some people.

Confession Tuesday

1. I am yet again wasting ideas for another two months.

2. When I was nine i quit twaekwondo, if I would've continued I would be red belt by now (the one before black belt on twaekwondo).
3. When I get money I can never make up my mind on how to spend it...
4. I ordered skull candy headphones.
5. I loath cats, they are just not as loving as dogs.
6. In all sports I am a good defence, but not always as good offensively.
7. I have a group with a friend named BD which stands for Big Disaster.
8. I go to sleep at 11:00 pm through 1:00 am and have to wake up at 5:30 am. I still don't know how i manage to do it.

Memoir Monday

When I was asked to read and comment on at least three people’s blogs I felt really pissed. I though it was going to be very boring, but when I read blogs of people I considered recluses I was surprised to realize that by their writing they might actually be affable people (on other cases it just corroborated that those persons were recluses). I had never talked to these people, but after reading their blogs I started talking to them and seeing they where not that bad. From this I was able to realize that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

Puberty Is a Torment...Or Not

Her guile led me
To believe that
Babies where dropped
Off by the stork.

Like a Billy Mays commercial
I almost bought it…almost.

But stopped cold
When “the talk” comes.
Now possesor of power
To create new life,

But afraid to
Know more about it.
Now looking at the
Opposite sex differently.

Their voice now sounds
Sweet, seducing, superb.
You start building friendship,
Until you finally get some.

Letter

Diego Campos
Somewhereovertherainbow
Antartica 24450

September 8,2010

Dear mrs.Meadows

I will reveal top secret information to you right now, but you must promise not to tell anybody else. Hiding behind the small hill formed beside the road, the night hiding us in its darkness. Clad in black my accomplice and me where ready to wreck havoc (I won’t tell my acomplice’s name, it is imperative that I maintain him anonymous… but his name rhymes with matthew). We had agreed that anybody passing by would be spatered with and egg to the head; minutes where passing by fast and building up into hours, so my acomplice decided to modify our plan to throwing the egg to the house in front of us.
I didn’t have the guts to do it, but my acomplice did and without even thinking about it he threw the egg at the house. I stood still, and then realized what happened and ran down hill and to Antartica as fast as hell.

Confession Tuesday

1. I don’t know why I’m doing this list…I’m wasting ideas for about 1 month and a half.
2. Last year I didn’t join any sport team because my grades weren’t as good as I expected them to be, and it worked. I now have DECENT grades.
3. When a teacher doesn’t come to class we have a party (teacher name kept anonymous)
4. In a certain class we like to arm wrestle (name of teacher kept anonymous yet again) but I have very strong classmates, so I mostly lose…not to Matthew, Pablo, Evert, or Sergio though. 
5. I’m really good at ping pong so when I play against an inexperienced person I smash it right on their faces for fun, once I hit Matthew in the eye…poor Matthew)
6. Once when I had some friends over we threw eggs to random people and almost got caught, but it was hilarious.

It was recess time once again on fourth grade, in which we recurrently played soccer, but one day spontaneously Sean brought an American Football, so we decided to play. At that time I was the tallest in my class (Nicholas wasn’t on my class of course) so I had an advantage and annihilated the opposing team, with my reccuring catches. I enjoyed the game very much, and football became the favorite sport for us. I became better at it and now master various sports in this way.